Dodju Mujo i Haso na benzinsku pumpu u Nemačkoj

Dodju Mujo i Haso na benzinsku pumpu u Nemačkoj i pita ih radnik: „Diesel? Super?“

Kaže Mujo: „Wasser!“

Gleda Nemac u čudu, ali svejedno natoči vode do vrha. Mujo izvadi neku tabletu i ubaci u rezervoar, sedne u auto, upali i ode. Nemcu pala vilica.

Sutra, ista situacija, opet

Mujo traži vodu, Nemac natoči, Mujo ubaci tabletu i ode.

Treći dan, Mujo dolazi na pumpu, traži vode, ali dolazi mu neki gospodin u odelu i kaže:“Čuo sam da imate neke posebne tablete. Ja sam direktor

ESSO-a i spremni smo vam dati milion eura za njih!“

Kaže Mujo: „Ili tri milona ili ništa od posla.“

Nemac izbroji tri miliona, Mujo mu da bočicu tableta i ode.

Ulazi Mujo u kola, kad ga pita Haso:“Je li Mujo, kako ćemo se mi sad vozit’?“

„Pa na plin, k’o i dosada!“

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