Gute, kurze und lustige Witze

1.Geht eine schwangere Frau in eine Bäckerei und sagt: "Ich krieg ein Brot."
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Darauf der Bäcker: "Sachen gibt's!

2. Sohn zum Vater: „Papa, du sagtest mir, ich soll eine Kartoffel in die Badehose stecken. Es würde den Mädchen im Schwimmbad imponieren, sagtest du.
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Vater: Ja, dass stimmt.
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Sohn: Du hast leider vergessen zu erwähnen, dass ich sie hätte "vorne" in die Badehose stecken sollen.”

3. "Warte mal auf mich Schatz, ich mach nur noch schnell mein Make-Up."
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"Du brauchst doch kein Make-Up."
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"Oh, das ist aber lieb von dir....ich mag, wenn du mir schmeichelst :-)"
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"Du brauchst plastische Chirurgie."

4.Herr Doktor ich komm mir so unglaublich überflüssig vor.

Dr: Der Nächste bitte!

5. Meine Frau hat mich gebeten, ihr das Lippenbalsam zu reichen. Ausversehen gab ich ihr Superkleber.

Sie spricht immer noch nicht mit mir.

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